I've missed you all so much! I'm so glad I've caught up with some of you on Facebook - if any of you have accounts on there, add me (I'm on it under 'Mandi Apple Collingridge')!
Thank you so much to all of you who haven't unfriended me, I'm going to make a Herculean effort to keep up with you all so I'm gonna take off even more of my dumb comms to do it *big hugs all round* <3
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thoughtful
I hope all of you are doing well - I've missed you all tons - and I just wanted to drop by and wish you all a happy happy merry festive seasonal fun and jolly thingy of whatever religion you do or don't subscribe to *hugs you all very tightly* ♥
TBH things have been a bit upsy-downsy here lately: I'm still waiting for the results of a chest x-ray for possible pneumonia/pulmonary embolism which I still haven't had back yet - no news is good news though! the hospital said they would call me if I had to go back in :D - and Astrid has had the bloody norovirus XD So, as ever, we've been lying around like a bunch of dying ducks XD
We are thankfully going to be doing bog all for Christmas except slobbing out at home, eating crisps and watching the Dr Who Cybermas Special XDDD How about you guys, any of you doing exciting things? Did I miss much since the last time I came by? I was only able to read back about two weeks before my eyeballs started bleeding XD
Anyyyyyyway, much much love to you all and I want to say a HUGE thank you to both
EDIT: and just 'cos it wouldn't be a me-post without something pointless and shiny:

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grateful
( And here as promised is my secret meme! )
There, now I feel I like wimped out on myself, but I don't mind, because now I know what that elusive question #10 means, and it's fairly predictable in my case XDDD
In non-meme related news, I'm finally finalising and getting my next tattoo art designed - woohooooooo!!! :D It was going to be of Princess Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy, but I changed my mind and am now having an Art Nouveau/Jugendstil version of Princess Ariel designed for me by the super-talented Ysa at Deviantart, whose super awesome amazing renditions of Disney Princesses in Art Nouveau/Mucha style could not be more perfect for a tattoo for me :DDDD She's going to start working on my commission when she can, bless her, I can't wait to see what it's going to come out like :D
Oh and lastly, before I forget, boy am I pissed at the NHS - they won't remove the cyst on the inside of my left eyelid! My GP said that "funding had changed for dermatology" and unless I want to pay for private plastic surgery, basically I have to walk around for the rest of my life looking like The Elephant Man. Great, I'd better find myself a sewing pattern for a sack with holes in it ¬_¬ XDDD For realz though - I'm stuck with this bastard cyst 'cos I can't afford £3498459875487 for plastic surgery, I am so pissed off ;___;
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lazy
Thank you so much to all of you who commented on my second-to-last post - I eventually got several extremely effusive apologies and some explanation, although it wasn't really a very good one, but I kind of let it slide, as you have to I guess :/
Astrid starts 'big school' on Thursday, so I've had to be off buying all her uniform, gym kit, lunch stuffs etc - I have like two days to sew 2347543785478 nametags into everything she owns XD She's only going for mornings until October, but still... *sigh* I dunno, I feel so proud that she's going up to school, but at the same time so worried for her, trying to fit into a new environment with totally new people and none of her old friends :( Not to mention the fact that I'm going to miss her really badly! I'm so used to having her with me pretty much 24/7 that having to leave her at school every day is going to be weird and kind of painful for both of us :(
In happier news, I'm getting one of
Wow, that was a really dull update - sorry about that X__X XD
EDIT: and OMG, I forgot, I saw the new Grant Gee documentary about Joy Division and it blew my socks clean off XD I've watched it twice in one week and I'm wondering if I should make it a hat-trick XD
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stressed - Music:Joy of Sex - December Month of Plenty
EDIT: ahhhh, fixed it - some doofus on
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worried
You Are a Dash |
![]() Your life is fast paced and varied. You are realistic, down to earth, and very honest. You're often busy doing something interesting, and what you do changes quickly. You have many facets to your personality, and you connect them together well. You have a ton of interests. While some of them are a bit offbeat, they all tie together well. You friends rely on you to bring novelty and excitement to their lives. (And while you're the most interesting person they know, they can't help feeling like they don't know you well.) You excel in: Anything to do with money You get along best with: the Exclamation Point |
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cold
It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm going to be

This may not look too exciting to all of you, and it doesn't match a thing I own, but I wanted it and I'm getting it, and I'm happy with that XD I originally wanted the mint perfume bottle headband and bracelet combo but literally five minutes after I asked for a quote, they were both sold out ;___;
Going to see Cloverfield tomorrow night, and there will be a giant Chinese takeaway feast for me beforehand, I shall just tell the Wok Express to fill a huge bucket full of egg fried rice and stir fried veggies in black bean sauce for me and then I'll stick my head right in it and go O NOM NOM NOM for about half an hour XD
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sleepy

In other complete lack of news, Alex and I are going to take a look at Astrid's new school a week on Thursday: since my rant of the other day, my mom and I went up to look at the school she's got a place for, and I wonder if it might not be a blessing in disguise, you know :/ It's a tiny school, only 140-odd kids there (and only 12 kids started in Reception this September just gone), so it might actually be better for her than Fynamore, which is huge :/
So... we'll see, I guess :/ Thanks to everyone who was so sympathetic *hugs you all*: we haven't yet ruled out an appeal, but we'll delay making one until we've seen what this place has to offer ^_^
In happier - MUCH happier - news, the Mighty Boosh have added extra tour dates to their schedule and Alex and I got tickets for Bristol Hippodrome on 29th October :DDDDD I was SO pissed at missing out on tix before, so I couldn't believe it when I got the mail in my inbox last night about extra dates :D I'm going to go dressed up as one of the goth girls from Nanageddon (my black Meta OP should be perfect for that XD): I think Alex is going to put a door in his forehead, although I'm still trying to persuade him to let me make him a papier mache Tony Harrison head XDDDDDD
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conflicted

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That gave me a very nice little lift today, I was feeling a bit PMS-miserable and so I felt wildly cheered by luminous pink fun fur XD
And in other Takuya Angel related news, Alex has bought me a scarf from there for my birthday, and I bought Astrid a t-shirt she can wear as a dress XDDD


So now we have no monies, but lots of fun fur instead XDDDD My birthday celebrations will be dirt cheap anyway, Alex is taking me to see Cloverfield at the Swindon chavvyplex and I get Chinese takeaway as well XD
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ecstatic
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amused - Music:Astrid dancing to Bella Dancerella XD
Things here have been mercifully quiet: Christmas Day was nice and for once, unspoiled by bickering/insults/airing of grievances etc :D Alex and I think we may make a home-Christmas a permanent feature from now on XD It was adorable how excited Astrid was when she came downstairs on Christmas morning and saw all her presents in the living roo: she did a massive gasp and went, "OHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOW!" *LMAO* Too cute ♥
I got some pretty nice stuff, including a pair of Meta furry black legwarmers, which I laughed at until I started to actually wear them - and now I'm addicted to the little bastards XD They keep my legs so warm under skirts it's unreal! They're all sold out of the pink ones otherwise I'd be after a pair of those too XD My Takuya Angel gauntlets haven't arrived yet though ;__;
Alex's birthday was nice but quiet, and Astrid's birthday was good fun, despite the awfulness of the panto we took her to see in Bournemouth - 2 1/2 hours (!!!!!!!!!!!!) of bum-numbing bad-gag torture for the adults, but she loved it, so it was all worth it in the end XD It's hard to believe that my little baby is FOUR years old! She's growing up so fast *sniffle* :D
As for the shop, we sold 7 items over Christmas, including one literally five minutes ago! I'm quite shocked really, not to mention chuffed - when I sat down and worked out our incomings/outgoings from last year, I found out that we ended up making a small loss XDDDD Wow, I totally rock as a businesswoman XD (However, that did include a big fabric order I haven't yet received from eQuilter, so in reality we probably ended up about ten quid in profit XD)
Um... and that's about it, really! We still haven't updated the site, which is a bit embarrassing - I just have not had the time to sit down and do anything, everything has been work-work-work or people's birthdays or being away at inlaws, the 2 weeks has flown by!
I hope you are all doing well, and I'm sending special hugs to
- Location:Up Julian Barratt's nose
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chipper - Music:Valerie and her Week of Wonders
I'm going to be away down to the inlaws for the next three days (boo hiss) as it's Astrid's birthday on Thursday and we're all going to the panto in Bournemouth together *sporfle* but I'll try to pop in as and when I can :D
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good
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christmassy
So I'm begging you, my loverly ladies (and gents), pls 2 b helpin me decide on what should I be blowin all my Christmas loots XD
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And here's the poll!
Poll #1104490 Please help me spend some loot!
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: Friends, participants: 18
What should I spent my Christmas cash on?
Angelic Pretty roadkill scarf, pink![]()
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6 (33.3%)
Angelic Pretty roadkill scarf, white![]()
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1 (5.6%)
Baby roadkill scarf, pink![]()
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2 (11.1%)
Takuya Angel Mononoke Muffler, blue/red![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Hime wig, white![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Hime wig, milk white (pale blonde)![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Hime wig, pale brown![]()
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1 (5.6%)
Suppurate System feather cage choker![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Might as well just set fire to it in the backyard, after having read these ridiculous choices XD![]()
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0 (0.0%)
I suspect highly that the Angelic Pretty roadkill scarves are probably already sold out, which would be a terrible shame as I'm really taken with them - I was one of the 2 people in the world who actually loved the Baby white wolf roadkill scarf and I regret Alex talking me out of buying it pretty much every day ;___; (another good reason to be mad with him XD)
Honestly, if I didn't have you lot to natter fashion with, I'd go
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indecisive
Thankfully, he was actually semi-well enough to take me out to Stanton House Hotel for a Japanese feast last night - I stuffed myself silly, and when we arrived, the food shop was still open, so we stocked up on a ton of stuff even before we went upstairs to eat XDDD
Spent the afternoon photographing and listing some new stuff for the shop - my mom produced this amazing jersey nightdress seemingly out of nowhere (well, I gave her a bunch of appliques and some fabrics and went "Uhhhh... here you go!" XD) which would SO not be going into the shop if it was in my size, because I would have pinched it straight off the bat - I LOVE the damn thing! I want her to make me one in my size - however, when I ask her to make me stuff, she now starts laughing and says very sardonically, "Yeah, Mandi, I'll do it in my free time" XDDDDD I think she may slightly resent me taking up all her time, a bit XDDDDD)
Anyyyyyyyyway, I'm just avoiding finishing off a sashiko cuff, so it's back to work I go *blows raspberry* XD
- Location:Trying to avoid working
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cold
Your Score: Freak- INFJ
20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 26% Thinking, 66% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."
Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.
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The other personality types are as follows...
Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
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XDDDDDDD Couldn't have put it better myself ♥
- Location:Still raining
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contemplative
Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I gave Overall, I've been nice (93 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, |
Also, I have a new crush: Noel Fielding. Me = super lame fangirl much, I join almost the entire rest of the UK female species in this one XD
- Location:raining
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sick - Music:My stomach gurgling
Anyway, she seems to be on the mend and has finally gone back to pre-school this afternoon, so I'm having a quiet afternoon sitting on my bum stitching a new piece of sashiko <--- talk about a glutton for punishment XD And Alex is taking me to the Japanese restaurant at Stanton House Hotel on Sunday - yay! I am going to stuff my face silly with gyoza and tempura and yukimi anmitsu :D
In Christmas-related news, I've now sent out all my Christmas gifts and almost all of my cards to the following folkses:
Gifties:
Cards:
I sent my mom down to the post office with like 3 giant carrier bags full of stuff and my debit card *blush, cringe* #^___^# XD
Phew, I think I'm almost completely finished with Christmas - the problem for me is that I have Alex's birthday on 28th December to deal with separately, and then Astrid's on 2nd January! So I have the two most major birthdays of the year right on top of dealing with Christmas *faints* XD
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zen - Music:Test Icicles - What's Your Damage?
I can promise you faithfully I will never, ever, ever stitch another one this big - I've included a pic of my foot next to it to give you some idea of exactly how big it is, I must have been insane taking this mad bastard project on XD

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All I can say is, I nearly cried when I finished it last night XDDDD I will be so glad to see the back of it, I can tell you XD
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artistic - Music:iLiKETRAiNS - Terra Nova
Four things about me that you may or may not have known in no particular order.
A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Assistant financial accountant
2. Nursing home domestic
3. Receptionist at a yoghurt factory
4. Posh menswear shop assistant
B) Four movies I would (do) watch over and over:
1. Kairo
2. Harry Potter, any one
3. My Neighbour Totoro
4. Session 9
C) Four places I have lived:
1. Bristol (UK)
2. London
3. Cardiff
4. Toulouse, France
D) Four shows that I watch:
1. The Mighty Boosh
2. Project Runway/Catwalk
3. Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
4. Top Gear
E) Four places I have been (besides where I've lived)
1. Iceland
2. Belgium
3. Czech Republic
4. Cyprus
F) Four people who e-mail me (regularly): oh God, I'm crap at returning emails
1. Michael
2. My sister caren
3. um...
4. ... 2 people, that's all, really XD
G) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Vegetarian sushi
2. White chocolate
3. Cherries
4. Miso ramen
H) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Iceland. The country, not the crappy shop XD
2. Having a massage somewhere, preferably given by Richard Barbieri *___* Well, a girl can dream can't she XD
3. In my favourite Japanese restaurant, stuffing my face with vegetable tempura
4. Courtesy of my prototypal time machine, backstage at a Japan show in about 1981 XD Yeah, all right, it's a cheaty answer but I don't care XD
I) Things I am looking forward to in the next 12 months:
1. Astrid starting reception at school
2. Getting a new tattoo on the back of my left arm
3. Um... starting a new diet, and probably failing at it. Yet again. XD
4. Look, I can't plan past next Tuesday, OK, so I can't do any better than that XD
J) Tag 4 people to do this meme in their own journals:
OK, not that anyone will though unless they're really bored, or avoiding doing work like I am right now XD
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cold - Music:Dead Can Dance - The Lotus Eaters

Dear Santa...